Maybe you're a Magnum P.I. fan and you want to pass it onto your baby? Nope, not needed.
Most people use a cup, a pen stand or a pocket protector. Some people get a Dead Fred Pen Holder. Why would they need this?
Think you are a Batman fan? Check out this totally useless Batman Brake Light Cover. You are correct, you will never need this.
In case your kids, or maybe even you need to play construction as you eat? Constructive Eating's Fork Lift Fork, Bull Dozer Pusher, and Front Loader Spoon.
Chill drinks while heating up the party with help from this creative ice-cube tray. That was our attempt to be serious. Don't buy this, you will never need this.
Your kid will never need this, but it will keep him occupied for a solid hour. It's sprung from the mind of a professional Heavy Equipment Operator/Inventor. Seems like a smart guy. But, you still don't need it.