Unique Presents, That You Will Never Need

Mustache Pacifier

$8.99

Maybe you're a Magnum P.I. fan and you want to pass it onto your baby? Nope, not needed.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

$6.99

Most people use a cup, a pen stand or a pocket protector. Some people get a Dead Fred Pen Holder. Why would they need this?

Glow in the Dark Dog Toy

$9.99

Does your dog need an aerodynamic, interactive, glow in the dark, indoor/outdoor toy? No. But, it will keep them busy for 5 minutes.

Batman Brake Light Cover

$10.99

Think you are a Batman fan? Check out this totally useless Batman Brake Light Cover. You are correct, you will never need this.

Constructive Eating Utensil Set

$17.49

In case your kids, or maybe even you need to play construction as you eat? Constructive Eating's Fork Lift Fork, Bull Dozer Pusher, and Front Loader Spoon.

Brass Knuckles Meat Tenderizer

$19.99

You could get a normal meat tenderizer. But, why not get a meat tenderizer that looks just like brass knuckles? Lol. Nope, you'll never need this.