Unique Presents, That You Will Never Need

Mustache Pacifier

$8.99

Maybe you're a Magnum P.I. fan and you want to pass it onto your baby? Nope, not needed.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

$3.99

Most people use a cup, a pen stand or a pocket protector. Some people get a Dead Fred Pen Holder. Why would they need this?

Glow in the Dark Dog Toy

$9.99

Does your dog need an aerodynamic, interactive, glow in the dark, indoor/outdoor toy? No. But, it will keep them busy for 5 minutes.

Superman Brake Light Cover

$10.99

Think you are a Superman fan? Check out this totally useless Superman Brake Light Cover. You are correct, you will never need this.

Constructive Eating Utensil Set

$17.99

In case your kids, or maybe even YOU need to play construction as you eat? Constructive Eating's Fork Lift Fork, Bull Dozer Pusher, and Front Loader Spoon. Naaaaaa not needed.

Brass Knuckles Meat Tenderizer

$19.99

You could get a normal meat tenderizer. But, why not get a meat tenderizer that looks just like brass knuckles? Lol. Nope, you'll never need this.