Unique Presents, That You Will Never Need

Mustache Pacifier


Maybe you're a Magnum P.I. fan and you want to pass it onto your baby? Nope, not needed.

Dead Fred Pen Holder


Most people use a cup, a pen stand or a pocket protector. Some people get a Dead Fred Pen Holder. Why would they need this?

Glow in the Dark Dog Toy


Does your dog need an aerodynamic, interactive, glow in the dark, indoor/outdoor toy? No. But, it will keep them busy for 5 minutes.

Batman Brake Light Cover


Think you are a Batman fan? Check out this totally useless Batman Brake Light Cover. You are correct, you will never need this.

Constructive Eating Utensil Set


In case your kids, or maybe even you need to play construction as you eat? Constructive Eating's Fork Lift Fork, Bull Dozer Pusher, and Front Loader Spoon.

Brass Knuckles Meat Tenderizer


You could get a normal meat tenderizer. But, why not get a meat tenderizer that looks just like brass knuckles? Lol. Nope, you'll never need this.

Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray


Chill drinks while heating up the party with help from this creative ice-cube tray. That was our attempt to be serious. Don't buy this, you will never need this.

Handtrux Backhoe Toy


Your kid will never need this, but it will keep him occupied for a solid hour. It's sprung from the mind of a professional Heavy Equipment Operator/Inventor. Seems like a smart guy. But, you still don't need it.

Playable Electronic Guitar Shirt


Belt out your favorite rock tunes on this real playable electric guitar shirt. Wait. What???